I stumbled across these the other day, and thought I'd share.
Signs from the Brits and Canadians! :)
- Keep back from the platform edge ... or you may get sucked off.
- Please be safe. Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.
- Our aim is to keep this bathroom clean. Gentlemen: Your aim will help. Stand closer. It's shorter than you think. Ladies: Please remain seated for the entire performance.
- Caution. This machine has no brain. Use your own.
- Notice to NiteLink Passengers. Ladies: the poles are fitted for your safety. No dancing.
- PEOPLE: Dogs Must Be On A Leash At All Times. Please Clean-Up After Your Dog. DOGS: Grrrrr, Bark, Bark, Woof, Grrrrrr, Bark. (Good dog.)
- PLEASE, Don't throw your cigarette ends on the floor. The cockroaches are getting cancer.
Have a wonderful weekend all!